No matter your relationship status, V-Day can be rough, and we’re not referring to the Fifty Shades of Grey movie premiere.

If you’re in a couple, the chances of you making dinner reservations less than an hour before the meal are sky high. The chances of the evening going like the last 45 minutes of a Nicholas Sparks film are not.

Forget the clichéd plights of lonely single people on the day of roses and chocolates. Everyone knows that the worst part of Valentine’s Day for all the single ladies (and gents) is dealing with longer lines at ice cream shops, skating rinks, movie theaters, etc.

And for those in the grey area of empty “I’ll text you” promises, prepare for your phone to either lay pathetically dormant for these 24 candy-coated hours or not stop ringing, buzzing, or bleeping.

Luckily, there is hope for love on Valentine’s Day, and SiriusXM has got the cold, hard warm, fuzzy proof. (Grant it, three out of nine include inanimate objects, but who’s counting?)

9 pairs who are having a better Valentine’s Day than you

These tweens and Ed Sheeran
Let’s be real here: a sidewalk serenade by a lovable ginger trumps any candlelit dinner.

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield
Whatever they have planned, you know it’s going to be low maintenance and cool and brilliant and gorgeous and philanthropic and all over the Internet later. Just like them.

John Legend and this piano
All the feelings. For all the pianos.

Bruno Mars and Henry Winkler
The Fonz would take a grenade for him.

James McAvoy, Hugh Jackman, and Patrick Stewart
This bromance knows no bounds.

Whoever is dating Josh Groban.
It’s currently the effortlessly cool Kat Dennings, so we ain’t even mad.

Taylor Swift and these cat pajamas
It’s a love story, baby, just say “CATS.”

Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg
“Which one of my friends are you most attracted to?”
“It’s Justin, your hairdresser.”

Sara Bareilles and this guitar
A match made in heaven.

Before you turn green from envy (or from all the heart-shaped candy you’ve been eating since breakfast), check out our contender for who’s having a far worse Valentine’s Day than you.

Weezer and whoever this song is for
‘Nuff said.

At least Nicole Scherzinger is doing V-Day the right way. Why egg and teepee your ex’s house when you can create a totally ballin’ break-up anthem? (Besides, toilet paper’s expensive.)

Valentine’s Day VIP HBIC: Nicole Scherzinger
“I’ll show you crazy.”

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